Nundies! No Undies!

Listen up ladies (with female parts)!

There's a new product on the market called Nundies which claims to have the power to liberate twats from traditional undergarments:

Women of the world unite! Are you embarrassed by tacky panty lines? Do you despise wearing uncomfortable thongs and g-strings? Do you dream of going "commando" without the discomfort of itchy clothing? Well, now you can say "So-long!" to your thong and "Bye-bye!" to your briefs, because women everywhere have a new lease on freedom.

Now, I personally like wearing underwear--I have on at least ten pairs at any given moment--but this looks promising for us latex underwearin' folk, especially for fetish models and the hygienic-minded latex companies who hire them for photoshoots and fashion shows. Not only that, some of us are susceptible to yeast infections, and not all of us like going completely bare under a tight latex ensemble. Think about it: who the fuck wants a pantyline showing under a $$$$ catsuit?

So what exactly are Nundies? Propaganda from the Nundies website:

Nundies are a one-time use, disposable panty that adhere to the inside crotch of a woman's pants. They are intended for use as an alternative to wearing underwear. Nundies are a great fashion solution product for women who want to go bare down there without the discomfort of itchy clothing. Nundies also save women from the embarrassment of tacky panty lines and from having to wear uncomfortable thongs.

Always at the cutting edge, fashion models around the world are lining up for this latest fashion fix:
"Panty lines are the ultimate fashion faux pas!" according to International Model and Premiere Fashion Event Producer Jan Strimple. "New technology has enabled textile manufacturers to create the finest of lingerie fabrics, but even the slimmest g-string can't compete with Nundies. They're in every stylist's and model's bag for lingerie shoots, swim shoots, and for barely there summer clothes .... and in our personal wardrobes for everyday wear. We can't live without 'em!"

Brought to market by Dallas-based Advanced Materials, Inc. (AMI4), Nundies marks a new product line for the company known for its success in manufacturing medical products, such as diet patches, mammography pads, and single-use ice packs. The vibrant company lead by 40-year-old William Mortensen, President and CFO, has a host of new ideas on the drawing board...

The disposable, tulip-shaped Nundies come in packages of five for a suggested retail price of $15 each. Whether it's 5 Naughty Black Nundies, 5 Blushing Buff Nundies, or 5 Sassy Assorted Nundies, there's a color to suit every need.

Disclaimer: I, along with Betty LaBamba, am not in any way affiliated with Nundies/AMI4. However, if anyone from that company is reading this, I'll take a couple sample packs.