Sunday, April 22, 2007

Say It Loud! Say It Proud! or More on Washing

NEVER HANG LATEX OVER YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN ROD!
NEVER HANG LATEX OVER YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN ROD!
NEVER HANG LATEX OVER YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN ROD!


Why? And yes, the all caps mean I'm yelling at you.

The rod is metal. Metal is bad for latex and will stain it. Therefore, hanging a [wet!] latex garment over a shower curtain rod to dry is bad and will stain it.*

Naughty, naughty. Don't do it. Or do it 'cause you're lazy and don't want to take five minutes out of your totally awesome busy life to wipe off your expensive clothing. How much did your outfit cost? $300? $400? And it's white? OK, fine.

*Knife fight to the death: rubber syllogisms vs rubber haiku. Who will win? Available on pay-per-view channel 99 for $49.99 saturday night. Don't miss it or you'll suck 4-ever.

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